Peaches and Things

misskathgifs:

Requested by Anonymous

Dear diary, I love my life. Seriously, becoming Elena Gilbert is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I finally have everything I ever wanted. I’m young, healthy, gorgeous. Everyone loves me, but best of all, I’m a vampire again, so rest in peace, Elena. Thanks for giving me your perfect life, and now that I’ve corrected the single worst decision you ever made—falling in love with Damon Salvatore— I’m gonna win back the one thing I’ve always wanted.

— 1 week ago with 597 notes

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

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— 1 week ago with 252051 notes

notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

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— 1 week ago with 95203 notes

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

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— 1 week ago with 135148 notes

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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— 1 week ago with 70346 notes

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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— 1 week ago with 82300 notes

Take us down and we keep trying, Forty thousand feet, keep flying.”

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— 1 week ago with 3123 notes